taylorswift determined to make this happen
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
when you’re so big that you don’t even have to put your name on your album covers anymore
or the other half of your face
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
not gonna lie, I had to look for FOMO on google.
WHO KNOWS THE COOL SLANG NOW?!?
Wait wait.. What’s that sound I hear?
The sound of tables turning.
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
when you catch bae acting like a couple with someone else
I like glitter and sparkly dresses… but I’m not gonna talk about it in my monologue.
‘I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.’
idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know this is boring” or “sorry i just got excited”
like you know somewhere in their life someone they respected told them “shut up nobody cares” and ever since they can’t talk about their favorite things without apologizing every 5 seconds